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Kit5150



Joined: 03 Apr 2000
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Location: The Greatest Show on Turf, Missouri, USA

 PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2000 10:35 am    Post subject: You know you have a lot of time on your hands when you... Reply with quote Back to top

1) hit the 'continue playing' button after you have won a mission

2) have 3 (or more) fairgrounds

3) have an energy blasting WoD

4) have heroes over level 100

5) know the most stored gold you can have at any one time is 2,000,000

6) place excessive reward flags on your own forces

7) have more than three wizard guilds

8) can't place any more marketplaces / trading posts because there isn't enough distance between them on the entire map

9) resurrect enemies cause there aren't any other monsters

10) have more than 100 victories on Bell, Book, and Candle just to see if you can do it in 4 days (i haven't)

11) attempt "all gnomes" strategy to beat a quest

12) can reference specific page numbers from the manual / strat guide

13) have installed Majesty at work

14) have attempted to play multiplayer at work only to realize you can't get by that darned firewall

15) check the forum more than 10 times per day

16) are on a first name basis with Jay

17) have attained a title other than 'peasant' or 'hero' and you don't work for Cyberlore

18) have to clean your mouse daily

19) have memorized every units' decision trees and probability tables

20) suddenly notice you have paladin, WoD, and barbarian parties (all of course with RoK)

finally, 21) create a ridiculously long, and hopefully amusing post while supposedly making 'sales calls' at work

what did i leave out?
 
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Sneed the Sort of Crazy



Joined: 29 Mar 2000
Posts: 51
Location: Southern California, USA

 PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2000 1:34 pm    Post subject: You know you have a lot of time on your hands when you... Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah, but is this game worth buying?

 
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Ayodon Pyr



Joined: 21 Mar 2000
Posts: 129
Location: Mesa, AZ, USA

 PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2000 1:42 pm    Post subject: You know you have a lot of time on your hands when you... Reply with quote Back to top

Good call Kit, Good call!
 
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Edward_Strong



Joined: 29 Mar 2000
Posts: 53
Location: Houston, Texas USA

 PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2000 4:49 pm    Post subject: You know you have a lot of time on your hands when you... Reply with quote Back to top

LOL... definitely.

Edward_Strong
 
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clipinski



Joined: 19 Mar 2000
Posts: 87

 PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2000 4:53 pm    Post subject: You know you have a lot of time on your hands when you... Reply with quote Back to top

This is why we need a new option for Freestyle play where the computer sends wave after wave of progressively harder monsters at you
 
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Kit5150



Joined: 03 Apr 2000
Posts: 1327
Location: The Greatest Show on Turf, Missouri, USA

 PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2000 10:38 am    Post subject: You know you have a lot of time on your hands when you... Reply with quote Back to top

almost forgot...

22) have multiple upgraded temples of the same type

23) turn down a passionate love-making night with your woman to play majesty

24) are continually late for work cause you just had to play fertile plains one more time

25) wizard tower rush yourself

26) upgrade to DSL just to improve your majesty multiplayer experience

27) play krolm

28) cast vigilance, bless, and stone skin on vendral

29) race to see how quickly you can lose a quest on beginner random settings

30) fake an illness just to stay home and play majesty

31) boast to your friends that you had 10 graveyards in a single quest

32) talk majesty with people who don't even own computers much less heard of the game

33) use the 'call to arms' function when your warriors are beating on the last den of a quest

34) use anti-magic aura on a monster just to beef a wizard up (actually a good tactic)

35) decide on day 68 that you no longer want to play with the 'good forces' and proceed to demolish dauros and agrela

36) schedule work-related appointments around majesty

37) lightning bolt your healer continuously just to see how many auto-resurrects she had

38) leave majesty running all night just to see how high your heroes get

39) buy new computers just to invite your friends over for a multiplayer game

40) can honestly say majesty is your most time consuming hobby

how many are yall guilty of?
 
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Ayodon Pyr



Joined: 21 Mar 2000
Posts: 129
Location: Mesa, AZ, USA

 PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2000 4:36 pm    Post subject: You know you have a lot of time on your hands when you... Reply with quote Back to top

16, whew, at least I am under the 50% mark!
 
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Kit5150



Joined: 03 Apr 2000
Posts: 1327
Location: The Greatest Show on Turf, Missouri, USA

 PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2000 2:06 pm    Post subject: You know you have a lot of time on your hands when you... Reply with quote Back to top

41) force your weakest hero to retire, a level 30 wizard

42) build elves and rogues just to use the gambling hall

43) play quest for the magic ring just to obliterate an AI kingdom

44) cast winged feet on an adept

45) use hero lines in your everyday conversation repertoire (i.e. "Hi Kit. How are you today?" Kit says, "My soul is replenished, thank you")

46) use the 'move guild' function of the rangers guild

47) host an archery tournament at the fairgrounds

48) learn german in the german majesty forum

49) can cast wizard spells anywhere on the map

50) can beat day of reckoning every time

51) have completed a 4 person multiplayer game with no one getting dropped

52) use rage of krolm to dispose of that pesky rat taking down your palace

53) resurrect a palace guard

54) have cast far seeing on an already explored area

55) have more posts than jay

56) have more than 2 fountains in your kingdom

57) lightning bolt a creature den to oblivion

58) multitask with word, excel, access, and majesty

59) have a link to majesty on your toolbar

60) know you can't post a new topic in the announcements forum

more to come...hope yall are enjoying
 
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Galithoth



Joined: 18 Mar 2000
Posts: 4

 PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2000 3:17 pm    Post subject: You know you have a lot of time on your hands when you... Reply with quote Back to top

Damnit Im qualify for 32 of those points.
I need to get a life...........

Nah Ill just play majesty some more.
 
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Ayodon Pyr



Joined: 21 Mar 2000
Posts: 129
Location: Mesa, AZ, USA

 PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2000 7:25 pm    Post subject: You know you have a lot of time on your hands when you... Reply with quote Back to top

oh no!

I am at 29 now!!!

with each batch I am getting closer and closer to that 50% mark!

Is this gonna hurt bad?
 
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Ayodon Pyr



Joined: 21 Mar 2000
Posts: 129
Location: Mesa, AZ, USA

 PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2000 2:51 pm    Post subject: You know you have a lot of time on your hands when you... Reply with quote Back to top

Still waiting for 61~80
 
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Kit5150



Joined: 03 Apr 2000
Posts: 1327
Location: The Greatest Show on Turf, Missouri, USA

 PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2000 3:32 pm    Post subject: You know you have a lot of time on your hands when you... Reply with quote Back to top

sorry for slacking, ive actually been working the past week or so...

61) have tried to get as many fountains as possible (apple)

62) have posted / attempted forum "challenges" where you have to beat a quest with x heroes or not use wizard spells

63) cancelled plans with your friends so you could stay home and play majesty

64) post in multiple majesty forums

65) have created a majesty web site

66) have used "animate bones" to double the number of creatures on the map

67) know how effective the "illusionary hero" spell is

68) cast "wither" on your own heroes just to make a fight interesting

69) have witnessed a WoD use a healing potion

70) have completed "Deal With A Demon" in less than 20 days without gambling

71) have completed any non-beginner quest using only one hero type

72) constantly scream at your heroes and/or think they may have heard you

73) have had dreams about any facet of majesty (i seem to do this quite often)

74) have used gnomes, dwarfs, and elves in the same mission

75) have filled up all spell and/or hero hot keys

76) have lied to anyone about how much you play majesty

77) can't remember the last CD you had in your drive before majesty

78) bought stock in hasbro since the release of majesty (cyberlore is privately held)

79) have taken screen shots

80) downloaded the old 1.2 patch that was only available April 25 & 26

now how many are yall guilty of?


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Kit5150



Joined: 03 Apr 2000
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Location: The Greatest Show on Turf, Missouri, USA

 PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2000 10:39 am    Post subject: You know you have a lot of time on your hands when you... Reply with quote Back to top

at last, the grand finale.

81) have heroes waiting to enter the fairgrounds since there are already 8 in there

82) have ever seen "flame shield" used by a non-wizard

83) have a dwarf collect an explore flag

84) know the most efficient spacing for 4 marketplaces (hint: its not the corners)

85) have gambled on gold and won

86) have used lightning storm on a single monster / enemy hero

87) lightning bolt a warrior to open up space in your warrior guild

88) have seen a monk perform a critical hit

89) notice your wizard teleported to the marketplace so he could buy an amulet of teleportation

90) invoke market day so your weaker heroes can't buy healing potions

91) research healing potions at the trading post

92) enjoy power shock so much that you place and upgrade a library outside every guild

93) have lightning bolted your own marketplace for practicing future multiplayer games

94) have ever seen a barbarian visit the royal gardens

95) cast anti magic aura on one of your heroes then target it with lightning bolts to see how effective it is

96) have changed your computer startup sound to a majesty voice line (mine is the extortion sound)

97) know you can't disable autosave in multiplayer

98) have lightning bolted a fully erect enemy wizard tower to the ground

99) have used invisibility on an enemy as an effective tactical move

100) have had your highest hero be a hellbear

now be honest with yourself...whats your score?



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Ayodon Pyr



Joined: 21 Mar 2000
Posts: 129
Location: Mesa, AZ, USA

 PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2000 12:50 pm    Post subject: You know you have a lot of time on your hands when you... Reply with quote Back to top

Arghh!

In the end, I came out at 55/100. Oh well, how does the saying go?

Life is a game, it is meant to be played!
 
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Apple



Joined: 20 Jan 2000
Posts: 2656

 PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2000 8:22 pm    Post subject: You know you have a lot of time on your hands when you... Reply with quote Back to top

About 24. Guess I'm a busy fellow, eh?
(Looks at my own number of posts.)

All right, I'm not a busy fellow. I'm a lazy fellow. I'm too lazy to try all 100. Especially the 'have more post than Jay'.
 
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