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TaleSpinner



Joined: 08 Sep 2000
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Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

 PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2000 6:37 pm    Post subject: Try Kandar's Medicine Reply with quote Back to top

I think everyone who's been regular here knows about our local cultist's medicine which keeps him from driving the rest of us insane. So far, I think i'm the only one who's tasted the stuff and lived to tell the tale

So i'd like to share this with everyone - take a sip of Kandar's medicine and tell us what you think is tastes like..

WARNING! I STRONGLY recommend ONLY the ones with GREAT STOMACH ENDURANCE to try this! Good luck!

[This message has been edited by TaleSpinner (edited 12 October 2000).]
 
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TaleSpinner



Joined: 08 Sep 2000
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Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

 PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2000 6:39 pm    Post subject: Try Kandar's Medicine Reply with quote Back to top

So far, I've mentioned already what I think it tastes like:

Cognac mixed with Cough-mixture with strips of undissolved cardboard inside.

Oh yeah, it smokes when you pour it on the floor and turns your saliva colour a bit funny.
 
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Shifty Coindrop



Joined: 21 Sep 2000
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Location: Duncanville, TX, USA

 PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2000 9:05 pm    Post subject: Try Kandar's Medicine Reply with quote Back to top

Hmmm... Not bad, a bit of a bitter aftertaste though. Ya know, now that I think about it the tea leaves look like those poison plants nobody ever picks. Coincidence?

Hack... Wheeze...

[Kathump]

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Warlord Kain



Joined: 03 Sep 2000
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Location: Birmingham, Alabama, United States

 PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2000 9:32 pm    Post subject: Try Kandar's Medicine Reply with quote Back to top

If you are only mildly insane does it have th opposite eff....

Fwa, ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!

*The warlord colapses into convulsions until he finally goes silent*

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Kandar



Joined: 13 Sep 2000
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Location: Wendell, NC, USA

 PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2000 3:40 am    Post subject: Try Kandar's Medicine Reply with quote Back to top

Fwahahahahaha!

Why do people keep dying? Nothing wrong with this medicine. Ok...so maybe it can hazardous effects to others, but I am just fine.

Fwahahahahaha! Three Cheers for Fervus!

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HGS_Shadow



Joined: 29 Dec 1999
Posts: 383
Location: MI

 PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2000 7:32 am    Post subject: Try Kandar's Medicine Reply with quote Back to top

*Takes a sip*
Not bad, but I would prefer lemon flavor.
*Drinks some 409 tile cleaner*
Now that's the good stuff!
 
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Stoffern



Joined: 04 Jul 2000
Posts: 377
Location: Norway

 PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2000 8:20 am    Post subject: Try Kandar's Medicine Reply with quote Back to top

Youre all mad

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Tiger



Joined: 29 Dec 1999
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Location: Locked inside a tiger cage. Help!!!!

 PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2000 9:13 am    Post subject: Try Kandar's Medicine Reply with quote Back to top

*sleeeeeeeuuuuuuurrrrrrp* *cough cough cough*
Justah likeah moma used to makeah! <--bad Italian accent..
uhhhhhhhh wait I funny...urp..

*Tiger makes a beeline for the bathroom followed by loud gagging dry heaving sounds*
 
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Blastoiseu



Joined: 16 Apr 2000
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 PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2000 10:19 am    Post subject: Try Kandar's Medicine Reply with quote Back to top

hmm... let me try this...

*takes a teaspoon of the medicine,throws it into a container*

hmm No reaction yet

*takes out a match and puts fire to the match*

*throws the burning match into the container and the whole thing explodes*

WHOA! This stuff is strong!

~Blastoiseu

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Warlord Kain



Joined: 03 Sep 2000
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Location: Birmingham, Alabama, United States

 PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2000 9:50 pm    Post subject: Try Kandar's Medicine Reply with quote Back to top

*Warlord gets back up, looks into mirror and says*

Hey, why is my face green?
Wait a minute! Why am I growing hair so fast.....

*Hellbear walks out of the room*

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YoshiHatchling



Joined: 13 Sep 2000
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Location: Overland Park, KS, USA

 PostPosted: Sat Oct 14, 2000 7:09 am    Post subject: Try Kandar's Medicine Reply with quote Back to top

*Yoshi slurps a few spoonfuls*
Wow, this stuff is teeeeeeeeriffic!!

*Yoshi then guzzles down the whole thing*
Suddenly, Yoshi screams, "Fwahahahah! Three cheers for Fervus!"

*Yoshi now starts punching himself*
Bad Yoshi, saying Fervus is good! BAD Yoshi, you know better! Darous *BUUUUUUURRRRRP* rules!



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Emperor



Joined: 30 Jun 2000
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 PostPosted: Sat Oct 14, 2000 6:52 pm    Post subject: Try Kandar's Medicine Reply with quote Back to top

I think i have uncovered another secret ingredient in it... EWWWW!!!! Paint Chips!!
 
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Warlord Kain



Joined: 03 Sep 2000
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Location: Birmingham, Alabama, United States

 PostPosted: Sat Oct 14, 2000 8:02 pm    Post subject: Try Kandar's Medicine Reply with quote Back to top

I do not think that was a secret, Your Imperial Majesty
 
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TaleSpinner



Joined: 08 Sep 2000
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Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

 PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2000 5:38 am    Post subject: Try Kandar's Medicine Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah, the paint-chips are mentioned in the 'Ingredients Disclaimer' as 'Permitted colouring'.

Hmmm...
 
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Warlord Kain



Joined: 03 Sep 2000
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Location: Birmingham, Alabama, United States

 PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2000 3:12 pm    Post subject: Try Kandar's Medicine Reply with quote Back to top

* Still under the influence of Kandar's medicine, Warlord/Hellbear see Sir William and Sir Gordon in the distance. Gets a hungry look across his, he pictures the roasting over the fire at the Temple of Fervus, mmmmm Warriors!!!!!! He begins running at the Warriors Roaring*

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