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Cooker



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 PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2001 6:45 am    Post subject: You play Majesty too much when ... Reply with quote Back to top

Contest:
Find top ten event indicating that you played too much Majesty ...

 
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Cooker



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 PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2001 7:04 am    Post subject: You play Majesty too much when ... Reply with quote Back to top

I will give my try first:
1. Dreaming about Placing Ballista tower in the night .
2. Shouting "I am Melting !" from time to time without apparent reason
3. Know how terrifying is Teleporting Roking Barbs !
4. Having more then 3 stars under your name and forum rank
5. Waking up Sweating after hearing "Krolm ! Krolm ! Krolm !" in your nightmare
6. Visit Majesty Website every day, twice a day or even more then twice a day.
7. Actully witness a majesty game on line without any dropouts
8. instinctly type "MAJESTYQUEST" +"Ctrl"+"Enter" after every visit of Hotmail
9. Have participated in similar threads to this one
10. "Do you play majesty" is the first question you ask to your new friend.
 
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MaDnEsS



Joined: 25 Mar 2000
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Location: Owasso, OK (USA)

 PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2001 8:52 am    Post subject: You play Majesty too much when ... Reply with quote Back to top

hey wait... I've been sayin' "I'm melting..." for around the past 15 years, everytime it rains.
Usually followed with a "I'll get you my pretty... and your little dog too."


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MaD

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"Better to be hated for who you are
than loved for who you are not."
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MaDnEsS



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 PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2001 4:57 pm    Post subject: You play Majesty too much when ... Reply with quote Back to top

I would give MY list... but then people might think I'm strange or something...


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in MaDnEsS,
MaD

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!!!"
"Better to be hated for who you are
than loved for who you are not."
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MaDnEsS



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Location: Owasso, OK (USA)

 PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2001 5:14 pm    Post subject: You play Majesty too much when ... Reply with quote Back to top

oh well... I'm bored... here are mine anyways.

  • Call people damn rouges when upset.
  • Have MajestyQuest.com as homepage.
  • After beating a quest, play it again as different religion.
  • Worry more about a certain hero (cultist) than the castle.
  • Run out of Cherry Coke and don't even notice.
  • Browse through the instruction manuals during every loading time.
  • Try to change every point of conversation to talking the other person into getting Majesty (the greatest, most unique game ever).
  • Try to beat the harder quests as quickly as possible, while making the easier ones last as long as possible.
  • Associate others as heros (you'd make a good gnome).
  • Everytime something good is done, "I am a Champion!!!"
  • Try to get-in one last game before leaving for work in five minutes.
  • Use terms like Kudos or Dead Horse.
  • Trying to make own Majesty skins for other programs.
  • Givin' a Top Ten, but not stoppin' at ten.



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Jed



Joined: 03 Apr 2001
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 PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2001 6:57 pm    Post subject: You play Majesty too much when ... Reply with quote Back to top

1. Skipping breakfast to play Majesty
2. Forgetting about breakfast, and wondering what I' forgetting.
3. Resurecting gnomes because of cool names.
4. Calling my my brother Xxaxx of the Tower.
5. Calling one of my friends Quinbeg Bopo.
6. Like to say: Ooh, pretty star for no apparent reason.
7. Coming to the forum about 5 times a day hoping that some1 has added to The Minotaur
8. Running out of ideas of why I like Majesty much because I'm too eager to go an play it.
9. Playing the game on 2 diferent computers.
10. Going to play it right now.

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Ooh, Pretty Star!
 
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Golem XV



Joined: 13 Jul 2000
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 PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2001 11:26 pm    Post subject: You play Majesty too much when ... Reply with quote Back to top

why do i get the feeling that these are all about cooker

what cause they are
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Tiger



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 PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2001 12:08 am    Post subject: You play Majesty too much when ... Reply with quote Back to top

1. Play a freestyle game and have every type of hero you can possibly get it the game.
2. Get sued by David Letterman for participating in too many of these "Top 10" related Majesty threads.
3. Go broke from losing the suit from being sued by David Letterman's lawyers
4. Have computer reposessed and power shut off from having no money...
 
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Monag13



Joined: 16 Apr 2001
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Location: South St. Paul, MN

 PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2001 2:09 am    Post subject: You play Majesty too much when ... Reply with quote Back to top

THE TOP ELEVEN SIGNS YOU'VE PLAYED TOO MUCH MAJESTY

11. You get offended unless people address you as "My Liege" or "Soverign."

10. You yell "KROLM!!!!!!" before fighting someone.

9. You yell "THINGY!!!!!" whenever you see something you want.

8. You go door to door yelling "tax collector" and tell people you can't go back until you round up 600 gold.

7. You go to a nearby church and pray to Fervus.

6. Under occupation, you write "ruler of Ardania."

5. You play StarCraft and wonder why your marines are just standing around.

5.5 While playing SC, you train 4 marines, then build another barracks so you can train more.

4. You throw all the parts of your new TV stand on the floor where you want it set up, and wait for the peasants to come put it together.

3. You write to city hall asking how they got 4 different religions into the city.

2. You constantly look outside to make sure enemy Wizard Towers aren't cropping up.

1. You are suprised to see your wallet is empty as you haven't heard anyone say "the royal treasurey is nearly empty."

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THINGY!!!!!!!
 
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Tiger



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 PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2001 7:37 pm    Post subject: You play Majesty too much when ... Reply with quote Back to top

lol that was funny Monag. I especially liked the one about the TV set parts.
 
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Animedragon



Joined: 19 Oct 2000
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Location: MA United States

 PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2001 3:56 pm    Post subject: You play Majesty too much when ... Reply with quote Back to top

1)Whenever you do something for someone you say 'I serve with pleasure'...
2)... you get strange looks from guys after repeating (1)...
3)... you get nice looks from girls after reapeating (1)...
4) When you say that you get that phrase (1) from a game, you have to run
5) When walking around, you pause at a sewer grate, hit it a couple of times and then proclaim 'These things are unbreakable!'
6) When you enter a marketplace, you ask for healing potions and a ring of protection
7) You refer to the White House as the Sovereign's castle
8) When you are late for something you like to call out 'Give me speed Lunord!'... in a high voice
9) You have no more imagination, instead when you close your eyes or trying to picture something, Majesty is playing
10) You sometimes switch to a bad Sean Connery impression... while trying to be sexy to your wife

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Twylah Skye



Joined: 08 Jul 2000
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 PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2001 10:16 pm    Post subject: You play Majesty too much when ... Reply with quote Back to top

quote:
Originally posted by Cooker:
1. Dreaming about Placing Ballista tower in the night.


You have a really great memory, Cooker!

Man, that dream was hilarious....

- Twy


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Ven Fairweather



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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2001 12:05 am    Post subject: You play Majesty too much when ... Reply with quote Back to top

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10) You sometimes switch to a bad Sean Connery impression... while trying to be sexy to your wife


Heyyyy! That *is* how I get sexy with my wife.




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Tiger



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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2001 1:14 am    Post subject: You play Majesty too much when ... Reply with quote Back to top

LMAO!!!
 
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Animedragon



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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2001 9:11 am    Post subject: You play Majesty too much when ... Reply with quote Back to top

LAL

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