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Tanara



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 PostPosted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 11:46 pm    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

...My apartment would probably be replaced by a gnome hovel. (with gnomes and banjo sounds)

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Oasis



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 PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 9:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

...Anybody could be an ambassador, but only two at a time.

...After that you stay at hotel Outpost.

...Sciencetist can use technology to add on, but not to repair.

...briefing and Debriefing happen in black and white.

...half the population wears armor.

...monsters are the only wildelife.

...half the population use the or commas in their names.
 
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Krypta



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 PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 4:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Scientists will enjoy seeing their magic balls return and blow them up.

Blood sucking journalists will now be litrally blood sucking journalists.

Every time someone dies, shouts or swearing would be heard from the castle.

Names like Pretty Flower would be considered normal.

Sentences would be in most names.

Tax collectors would be replaced every five minutes because of deaths.

People will allow more taxes in exchange for new fountains.

People who dress weird will comment on the stars above their head.

People hear stories about a new world called Majesty 2 but no one hears anything new.

The toughest monster in the land has a weight problem and a lack of optician appointments.

A red persons goal in life will be to annoy their leader by dieing on a vampire as 100 stone golems and dragons attack.
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 PostPosted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

...I'd have to pray to Dauros every single moment

...when being a Paladin,the Warriors in the same Guild would look with an admiring and fearful feeling at you: "Pheeeew...what a woman!" Shocked
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 PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Everyone in Hollywood would be Blue...

Apartments would build by the goverment.

The firemen would use hammers and saws.

Not returning a book to the libary would make everbody stupid. (too late)

The IRS would look more like Catholic priests than goverment agents.

You wouldn't get shot by the cops, just poked in the belly with a spear.

If a cop your outfit would turn blue when promted.

All semitrucks would be pulled by horse/mule.
 
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Will the Spellcaster



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 PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

... the police's 'nightsticks' would be 6 feet long
... poison would be legal
... all hotels would become 'Inns'
... and you wouldn't be able to drink anything there
... days would be 30 minutes long or so (not sure how long a day is in Majesty)
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Will the Spellcaster



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 PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Krypta wrote:
Scientists will enjoy seeing their magic balls return and blow them up.


That is, make them melt.
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 PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

...there would be no aircaft, since they're no better than land things
...the postMan runs instead of driving and worships Lunord
...in areas with two KingdoMs in close proxiMity, space-tiMe is distorted and the Dead do not stay dead
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 PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

You could light a building on fire by smacking it
Bears, wolves and skeletons would be commonplace in the streets
You can tell if an animal is friendly or not by the butterfly around it's head
The world would be made of perfect squares
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 PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

. . . there would be nothing to drink, because there would be no seas or lakes.
. . . no one would make boats, because there's no water.
. . . buildings with spiral staircases around them would always be built with sparkling purple light.
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 PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Gang rivalries would be a source of great joy and comedy
Every city would look exactly the same, from the buildings to the citizens
Tourists would arrive aboard horse drawn wagons filled with gold
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Krypta



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 PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Quote:
because there's no water


Then what is in all the fountains Question
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 PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Duh, the fountains are magical. Wink It's magic they spout

...There would be no people under the age of 25
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 PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

... There would be no nuclear warfare, there would be things called 'Gates' instead.
... You could walk up to almost any building and yell 'QUOTE!' and the building would say something.
... People who lived in Houses would never leave.
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 PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

-I'd threaten to destroy my classmates with my awsome birds eye view of the world
-Threaten to hurt my classmates with my sword
-Actually hurt my classmate with my arrow.
-grab my bow and live in the wilderness for 30 years, only to be discovered by wandered deer hunters, i'd then pretend that i don't remember my name, but tell them that i am a Ranger from Ardania's wild, proceed to become infamous as a dilousional idiot, they'd put me in a nut house, and when i tell them it was all a joke only to realise that it's too late and i'm really hungry.
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