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Adept



Joined: 04 Feb 2001
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 PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2001 10:19 am    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

...every time there was a tornado warning, you'd look funny at the ziggurat across town.

...wanted criminals would be recognizable by the red flags floating over their heads.

...the only way to get something out of a building would be to destroy the building.

...the IRS would skip most of our houses because of the Minimum Pickup function.
 
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rogue27



Joined: 16 Feb 2001
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Location: The North

 PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2001 1:13 pm    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

...travel agents would sell 'expansion sets' instead of airplane tickets.

...if you were bored with the world, you could go to a land called 'freestyle'

...the land of 'freestyle' would look different each time you visit.

...the limited vocabulary would reduce grammar and spelling mistakes.

...there would be no schools.

...nobody would care when a tax collector is killed.. (oh wait, that's already true)

..."*blam* *blam* Freeze or I'll shoot!" will be replaced with "*stab* *stab* In the name of the soverign!"

...a building could shoot you.

...a building could be built in less than a day.

...it could take more than a day for a dragon to destroy a building.

...you could build anything out of gold and nothing else.

...nobody would know what the sewers are for, since there are no bathrooms.

...nobody would know who is really in the graveyard, since everybody who dies transforms into a tombstone on the spot.

...a monster appearing from out of nowhere would be a common site

...the circus would feature strange things such as gasoline powered vehicles, school teachers, businessmen, and other things most people have never seen before.

...I would have come up with something funnier to write here.

...Nobody would take my gold...

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Animedragon



Joined: 19 Oct 2000
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Location: MA United States

 PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2001 8:07 pm    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

... If you were a sovereign, you would live a life of isolation

... They would tell if you are cheating in the olympics by looking for wings above your head, little lights, and other signs of magic

... They would also cast anti-magic on you, just in case

... We would all be giants but be able to fit in doors half our size

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...it does not matter when or where it starts, just what is left in the end.
 
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iBrow



Joined: 31 Jan 2001
Posts: 29
Location: Baltimore, Maryland, USA

 PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2001 1:48 pm    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

you would regularly find randomly placed, unexplained treasure chests
 
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Tycho



Joined: 18 Feb 2001
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Location: Schoharie, NY

 PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2001 11:34 pm    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

-Foundations and frames of all buildings appear magically and without effort. But apparently some jsut can't be finished without manual labor.

-The buildings themselves cast magic.

-You can steal gold just by walking up to a building and smacking it.

-There would be a lot less gambling and carousing.

-You can't be in a certain profession unless you are teh right gender.
 
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Child of Dauros



Joined: 12 Mar 2001
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Location: Netherlands

 PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2001 6:20 pm    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

... Hand shaped towers would rise from the ground and start building towers on themselves.
... You could buy a medicene without knowing what to cure because it cures everything.
 
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Leon the Wizard



Joined: 19 Mar 2001
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Location: Boing! Wheee.

 PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2001 6:00 pm    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

You could build buildings by sawing them or
hitting them with rocks. (If you don't get it
watch the peasants when they build.)

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I have no beard or pointed hat, but the magic flows through me.
That marks me as a wizard.
 
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TaleSpinner



Joined: 08 Sep 2000
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Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

 PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2001 6:09 pm    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

Since we're in the nostalgic mood. *bump*
 
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RedChaos



Joined: 08 Aug 2001
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Location: o'side CA USofA

 PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2001 6:37 pm    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

Since there are no tailors, once your clothes wore out and disintergrated you would have to become a Cultist. Yay!

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neo_cleo17



Joined: 14 Apr 2001
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Location: Canada

 PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2001 11:00 pm    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

Booming voices coming from nowhere and music playing out of thin air would be an everyday occurance...

there would be no such thing as night...sunlight 24/7...


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Decorn



Joined: 28 Aug 2001
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Location: Dekalb,Ilinois,US

 PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2001 9:14 am    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

People would find it imposssible to sit down!
 
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Falotar



Joined: 22 Jan 2001
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Location: Yaro'on the Fair

 PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2001 10:55 am    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

...a supercompany called Cyberlore would rule the world.
...any ordinary person could change the course of the world by getting the aforesaid supercompany to accept his ideas
...religious mania would take on a whole new meaning
 
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Kaos



Joined: 02 Sep 2001
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 PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2001 11:38 pm    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

...When building with trees nearby the trees will disappear into thin air

...a gold coin with numbers above it would pop up out of buildings when anyone buys stuff

...men with swords and axes can reach birds and dragons high up in the sky

...if your hit by an arrow or a sword it will take several to kill you.

...scientists would melt upon death

...when you enter a building you disappear into thin air.

...little men in underwear and masks scraming wouldn't be conidered wierd

...people can be heard from anywhere when they say their last words.

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Tiger



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 PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2001 1:04 am    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

...the world would be a far more wonderous place
 
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Falotar



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 PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2001 12:15 pm    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

I don't know about that. The world's pretty wonderous as it is.
 
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