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TaleSpinner



Joined: 08 Sep 2000
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 PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2000 6:16 am    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

..you would get a yellow star flying out of your head on your birthday.

..you would feel jittery standing too close to a manhole.

..to make you go to work, your employers need to place a reward flag at your cubicle.

..you can demolish buildings you don't like by whacking it with a hand-held weapon.
 
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Steven Of Nine



Joined: 26 Jul 2000
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Location: Plano, TX, USA

 PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2000 7:19 am    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

...you could yell strange things all day and no one would think you a loon: "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!"

...you could generate an illusionary self to deal with bill collectors, in-laws and the phone company.

...you could have elven friends and get a huge raise at work.

...you could always decide you didn't like today, and go and reload the last day you saved.

Shiny_Pony (Of Nine)

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Jay Adan



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Location: Northampton, MA USA

 PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2000 7:49 am    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

...Everybody who did the same job you did would dress just like you.


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Logain



Joined: 27 Feb 2000
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 PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2000 9:30 am    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

lol Jay.

...you wouldn't see anybody's profile because they are in 2d.

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Kit5150



Joined: 03 Apr 2000
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Location: The Greatest Show on Turf, Missouri, USA

 PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2000 9:52 am    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

you could make a living simply going back and forth between the fairgroungs, gambling hall, and lounge....oh wait, that sounds like professional athletes these days...
 
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Steven Of Nine



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 PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2000 1:35 pm    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

quote:
Originally posted by Jay Adan:
...Everybody who did the same job you did would dress just like you.





So, you really are a Paladin!!

Shiny_Pony

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ZaphodUK



Joined: 19 Oct 2000
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Location: United Kingdom

 PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2000 2:04 pm    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

...Sean Connery would be out of a job,

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 PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2000 6:59 pm    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

I'd be yellin' all day, " Here comes trouble"
and " Krolm makes me stronger!"
 
TaleSpinner



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 PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2000 7:19 pm    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

Great stuff, guys - keep it coming!

..those in the medical profession would have to shave their heads and wear blue-red robes.

..when your Aunt Dereda wants the garden to be mowed, she just 'raises' some 'help'.

..doctors would actually FOLLOW you around to offer medical aid when you get hurt (now THIS should be implemented in real-life! )

..your parents warn you not to mix with the 'blue-skinned-pointy-eared' kids in school.
 
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YoshiHatchling



Joined: 13 Sep 2000
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Location: Overland Park, KS, USA

 PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2000 7:36 pm    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

...The local police force are guys in red and white that can run like the wind.

...The undertakers are hooded females that walk around with a retinue of skeletons.

...Your next door neighbors are four guys dressed in funny pajamas who don't say a word.



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TaleSpinner



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 PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2000 7:14 pm    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

..Athlete runners at the Olympics would leave image trails on the track.

..and then the Olympiad Committee would disqualify them for using Performance Boosters

..no one in their right minds would go sun-bathing.

..Kandar would be considered quite sane.
 
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Capt. Burton



Joined: 06 Oct 2000
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 PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2000 7:19 pm    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

Engineers would all be very short with long beards.

Construction workers would be small and funny-looking with high-pitched, squeaky voices.
 
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Xus Amegoy



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 PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2000 7:57 pm    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

...invisible wizards would constantly play practical jokes on people.

...funeral homes would be useless because tombstones would sprout up wherever the person died.

...WoD's would join the WWF and refuse to follow the script.

...parents would have to offer their kids rewards every time they wanted them to do chores.

...people could know exactly what you're thinking just by looking at the thought bubble above your head.

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Animedragon



Joined: 19 Oct 2000
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 PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2000 10:07 pm    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

...you are stuck only moving your body certain ways
...no bathroom breaks
...you could only say about 4 to 5 phrases
...sleep off your wounds
...travel only by walking
...gold would be money and paper would be paper
...you would be as tall as most buildings around you
...if someone hired you, you would suddenly appear in the building ready to go

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Xus Amegoy



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 PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2000 12:01 am    Post subject: If real life was like Majesty... Reply with quote Back to top

...On your tenth birthday you'd have the option of changing your name.

...You'd live with people that look exactly like you.

...You'd be forced to give money to little fat guys in purple.

...If your soveriegn was bored you might find yourself suddenly dying and resurrecting repeatedly.

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